Dad to son: when i beat you how do you control your anger?Son: i start cleaning toilet.Dad: how does that satisfy you?Son: I clean it with your tooth brush

30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10 Add these all and you will see your name on the screen

Once a sardarji was sitting at the top of the mountain, having a book in his hand. Some body asked him, 'what are you doing?' He replied, 'higher studies.

Two Sardars sitting in a coffee shop. First said: quickly finish your coffee it will get cooled. 2nd Sardar: So what? 1st replied: O look at menu cold coffee is at double price

Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or NO1.-----I don"t have brain2.-----I dont have sence3.-----I am

Father:How were ur marks in exam?Daughter:Under water.Father:What do you mean?Daughter:Below C level

A Sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning house..... Still he was jailed.... Why? Coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff

Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Post office.